THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS JEWISH 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god. THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS IRISH: 1. He never got married. 2. He never held a steady job. 3. His last request was for a drink. THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was always in trouble with the law. 3. His mother did not know who his real father was. THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He took wine with every meal. 3. He worked in the building trade. THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. He called everybody brother. 2. He had no permanent address. 3. Nobody would hire him. THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS FROM CALIFORNIA: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot. 3. He invented a new religion.