- MBA    =>  Mediocre But Arrogant
- PhD    =>  Piled High and Deep
- ISDN   =>  It Still Does Nothing
- APPLE  =>  Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- IBM    =>  I Blame Microsoft
- DEC    =>  Do Expect Cuts
- CD-ROM =>  Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- OS/2   =>  Obsolete Soon, Too.
- SCSI   =>  System Can't See It
- DOS    =>  Defunct Operating System
- BASIC  =>  Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
- WWW    =>  World Wide Wait