WHAT THEY MEAN

The first quote is what they say
The second quote is what they mean.


Did you come?
Because I didn't.

I have something to tell you.
Get tested.

I'm a romantic
I'm poor

I'll give you a call.
I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

I never mean't to hurt you.
I thought you weren't a virgin

Trust me
Let's just keep this between you and me, pumpkin.

I love you
God, what have I gotten myself into.

I think we should just be friends
You're ugly

Haven't I seen you before
Nice ass.

I want to make love
I want to make love

Was it good for you?
I'm insecure about my manhood.

We need to talk
I'm pregnant

I had a wonderful time last night
Who the hell are you?

I've been thinking a lot
You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

I've learned a lot from you
Next

I want a commitment
I'm sick of masturbation

I think we should see other people
I have seen other people.

Let's get married
Does that mean we can do it now

We don't have to do anything until you are ready
Put out or get out

I feel it's time to express our love for each other
Give me head

I still think about you
I miss the sex

Is there something wrong
Is it supposed to be this soft

You're so mature
I hope you're eighteen

It's never been like this before
It's my first time

Yes, yes (scream)
Aren't you done yet?